https://gregoryszorc.com/blog/2019/06/24/building-standalone-python-applications-with-pyoxidizer/

PyOxidizer's marquee feature is that it can produce a single file executable containing a fully-featured Python interpreter, its extensions, standard library, and your application's modules and resources.

loving how in order to make a blog post in 2019 you have to pretend nobody’s ever solved this before and that pex doesn’t exist — but also, the only feature we’re not on par with is packaging the interpreter into the pex